Thursday, October 9, 2008

WLH Friday's Quick Hitters - Dawgs Edition

This week's edition of the legendary and world renowned WLH Friday's Quick Hitters will be brief. The reason being is that after five games, the Staff is becoming physically ill at watching this garbage on the field, which is branded as "Tennessee Football". So we are packing our bags, loading up our clubs and taking a golf hiatus for the weekend. Birdies and bogeys sound a lot better than fumbles and interceptions these days. So here are few nuggets to digest before we get the Hell out of Dodge:

- Is TN Offensive Coordinator Dave Clawson on crack cocaine? He seems like a bright individual, but he is now beginning to fall under the Fulmer spell of spewing rhetoric from his mouth that just leaves you scratching your head. Read these comments from today's Knoxville News-Senseless:

“I have not found the game-planning or preparation or play-calling to be any more difficult,” said Clawson, who was the head coach at Richmond (2004-07) and Fordham (1999-2003) and an assistant at Villanova (1996-98), Lehigh (1993-95), Buffalo (1991-92) and Albany (1989-90). “If anything, I’ve found overall the defenses do less.”


“I find this to be less of a schematic challenge and more of a match up challenge.”


What are you talking about, Willis????????? Your Clawfense is currently ranked 97th in the nation in Total Offense and 106th in Scoring Offense. Are you seeing the same things that we are on Saturdays? We sure as Hell know that you and the rest of the Apple Dumpling Gang are watching more film than George Lucas!

The more that this coaching staff speaks, the more that you feel like we are watching an episode of the Twilight Zone.


- As far as any other nuggets? Well, the team still stinks. Phil Pa needs to resign. We have no shot at a conference title , and we will be luck to end up in Memphis for a bowl game.


All is well! Cheers and have a great weekend!

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